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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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The computer is a moron.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #10026
It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy...
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One might equate growing up with a mistrust of words. A mature person trusts...
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...