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Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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Honest differences of opinion should never be permitted to destroy a friendship.
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From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only...
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.