Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #12054
Orthodoxy means not thinking – not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.
Quote #1000
In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now...
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #15279
In idleness there is a perpetual despair.
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #28573
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.