Quote #3078
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #28564
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #17413
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
Quote #34432
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...
Quote #21441
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature,...
Quote #5624
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.