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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
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The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...