Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #28242
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #18210
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
Quote #15595
Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
Quote #20010
Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.