Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #1123
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Quote #9610
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #8715
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #11662
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Quote #8087
Roam abroad in the world, and take thy fill of its enjoyments before the...