Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #26838
When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down.
Quote #7167
My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
Quote #32630
There has never been a perfect government, because men have passions and if they...
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #28431
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Quote #22743
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #1333
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.