Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #26868
In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #8456
The structure of language determines not only thought, but reality itself.
Quote #27688
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...
Quote #24683
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought...
Quote #16931
To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.
Quote #22891
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #284
The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make...