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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
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Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
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Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst...
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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For none of us can ever express the exact measure of his needs or...
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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #26937
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)