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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
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No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of...
Quote #17422
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
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Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for...