Quote #1150
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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It?s utterly impossible for me to build my life on a foundation of chaos,...
Quote #9322
Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you...
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #20145
The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
Quote #19494
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #23307
I’ve often wondered how some people in positions of this kind … manage without...
Quote #12455
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.