Quote #3434
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be...
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #7944
Where would this country be without this great land of ours?
Quote #25056
Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #3313
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in...
Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #23473
Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.