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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
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When you are at Rome live in the Roman style when you are elsewhere...
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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to...
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Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
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The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.