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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
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A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the...
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
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Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many.
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
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A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...