Quote #9651
We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #16315
He that cannot decidedly say, “No,” when tempted to evil, is on the highway...
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #22225
Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #9596
The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #18273
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...