Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #24126
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
Quote #11562
The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #5293
Nothing, at last, is sacred; but the integrity of your own mind.
Quote #20155
After last night’s debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #19929
To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Quote #10184
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you....