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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how...
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One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society...
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At a certain age some people’s minds close up they live on their intellectual...
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...
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It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief enemies with the...