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I chose and my word was shaken. So what? The choice may have been...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
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God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.