Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #3143
My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.
Quote #17303
Surely, to think your own the only wisdom, and yours the only word, the...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Quote #11290
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #28633
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
Quote #19890
We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence...
Quote #25854
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...