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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
Quote #24329
Each man is led by his own liking.
Quote #1370
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #29404
Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit we cannot flower and grow without...