Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #12931
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
Quote #11584
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why…...
Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #24321
The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #25862
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and...
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #18704
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...