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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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The secret to life is that there is no secret.
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Health is worth more than learning.
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
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As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
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There is no shame in not knowing the shame lies in not finding out.
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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #13929
Never complain. Never explain.