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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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Saintliness is also a temptation.
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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely...
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
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A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.