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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are...
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.
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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived...
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...