Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
Quote #24434
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #30576
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #2888
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
Quote #33693
I don’t think about risks much. I just do what I want to do....
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #20358
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Quote #33223
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...