Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #28234
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #17887
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #20762
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
Quote #31497
Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.
Quote #29473
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Quote #5157
Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who...
Quote #15276
Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite...
Quote #30054
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.