Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best.
Quote #14187
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #6072
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #17554
But wherefore thou alone Wherefore with theeCame not all hell broke loose Is pain...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #16215
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection,...
Quote #2306
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #6702
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to...