Quote #6951
If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #7570
You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #191
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #2180
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Quote #34763
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.