Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #22126
You shall go with me, newly-married bride,And gaze upon a merrier multitude.White-armed Nuala, Aengus...
Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #29501
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #20216
No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until...
Quote #32673
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
Quote #16590
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #1267
There is no “royal road” to geometry.