Quote #566
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #19978
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
Quote #6858
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #15950
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations...
Quote #18406
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #11245
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.