Quote #13739
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the...
Quote #8140
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #20722
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #6991
By force of arms. (Vi Et Armis)
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #5517
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.