Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #24250
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #19016
I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.
Quote #13666
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #28329
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
Quote #2494
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #33268
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.