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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for...
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No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
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‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have...
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looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...