Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #3704
There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all...
Quote #15025
Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #24307
The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences.
Quote #24831
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.