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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
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Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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Strong minded, resolutely willed, you can create out of nothing a great business, a...
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Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in...
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No great deed, private or public, had ever been undertaken in a bliss of...