Quote #12250
You either have to be first, best or different.
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #34315
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
Quote #22485
I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #27386
A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #7417
O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Quote #19002
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...