Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #30732
Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
Quote #14603
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #14898
We know too much and feel too little. At least, we feel too little...
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #32343
Don’t cry because it’s over smile because it happened.
Quote #33114
What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.