Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #6670
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse...
Quote #19845
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Quote #28905
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
Quote #17862
Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
Quote #9875
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #28029
While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #23812
It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.