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Learning is ever in the freshness of its youth, even for the old.
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #17714
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
Quote #23628
Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
Quote #26099
I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things,...
Quote #17757
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...