Steven Wright Quote #33218 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
John Flansburgh Quote #13354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
John Wooden Quote #5216 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Dumb & Dumber Quote #23531 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like...
John Paul Jones Quote #5519 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast...
Arthur Schopenhauer Quote #31521 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Steven Wright Quote #33206 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
W. C. Fields Quote #15252 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.