Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #28187
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #30821
Don’t make use of another’s mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Quote #25888
The heart that is to be filled to the brim with holy joy must...
Quote #33332
After you’ve been in a place for a while, everything starts to look… I...
Quote #13474
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #9441
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in...
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #13282
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin...