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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #23058
When work is a pleasure, life is a joy When work is a duty,...
Quote #18536
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #33707
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
Quote #28924
Experience is never limited, and it is never complete it is an immense sensibility,...