Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #2244
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #19256
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
Quote #11971
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more...
Quote #34284
At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with...