Quote #11421
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Quote #3595
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #7864
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden...
Quote #21003
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #16501
In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.