Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #22157
Were I a nightingale, I would act the part of a nightingale were I...
Quote #8846
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
Quote #34362
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #16362
Conscience in most men, is but the anticipation of the opinions of others.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #2272
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #25854
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.