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If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
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No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...