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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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For some not to be martyrs is martyrdom indeed.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
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Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes...
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Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
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Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
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There is no disinfectant like success.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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When a man dwells on the objects of sense, he creates an attraction for...