Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #30224
He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
Quote #33735
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #14504
The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
Quote #19424
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #25192
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...
Quote #23962
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
Quote #12044
Thou art a Man, God is no more. Thy own humanity learn to adore.
Quote #8467
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love...