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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
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If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
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If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
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Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...